So... I am pretty sure that the stuff that went down was not anywhere close to flirting.

You can see the carpets farther back slightly clearer because previously the game’s soul was hanging in front of them. Or something.

Can we just pause and consider how fucked up it is that our civil rights are now taken away via Tweet?

Well phew. Nothing helps a decisive and overwhelming victory more than restricting the size of the force that can only improve that decisiveness and overwhelmingness!

This level of detail actually makes me curious about this game.

False, I didn’t get “you will never meet Shigeru Miyamoto (the closest thing to a hero you’ve ever had) and when he eventually dies a part of you will die too” so I know it’s not accurate.

Came here for pictures of trunk being open, realised fast back doesn’t mean hatchback, left disappointed and confused.

+1 presidential cooter grab

dont tell me what not to ogle...THIS IS AMERICA

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

As a lawyer (do not practice any type of criminal law though), it’s always interesting to me how sentencing plays out. Being black usually results in worse outcomes. Being female usually results in better outcomes. Being 17 is often a mixed bag. Although men’s brains develop more slowly than women’s, men are less…

hey man, whenever i see a spider, i burn the goddamn building down.

I ordered a best buy gamer club membership card online. Instead of 1 card I was sent 12. Called best buy and the lady said I was a “good person” for doing so, and most people wouldn’t have done that. Sent them back. Never heard from them again.

Yearly testing for senior citizens and affordable mass transit. Until then, stories like this one will be all too common.

I have to admit, I didn’t even read the article because I saw that they were describing people as “victims of immigration” and that is downright chilling. I’m not a fan of Nazi comparisons generally, just because it’s cheap and usually over the top. However, when you are trying to work people up in a rage against…

“Hilarious and original joke about Nintendo’s low production supply.”

I believe I speak for all of us.

To everyone who says this was meaningless, I posted this in the private forum early on:

Also, listen to Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History series on WWI.

“There are things about (insert utter lie here) that are just starting to come out. I’ve had people tell me things you aren’t going to believe. Huge amounts of stunning proof will be revealed soon.”