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Really? Because it looks like the white kid got away with harassing a classmate and wasn’t punished for that. Seems like a win to me; a win for white supremacy that is.

It’s no wonder that Miyamoto started playing Zelda and just began climbing trees.

I could understand these posts when the article were called “how to play ____ the best way” because that sounded condescending. Now its like “heres some tips for new game” and people are still complaining.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

It’s okay if you want to get something that breaks down past warranty period just get an audi or bmw, or mercedes, and prepare to pay excessively for that porsche maintenance. The 370z is till an every man’s sport car, rear wheel drive, reliable engine, reasonably fast, still good looking, and best of all, under…

“He thought it was weird, however, that that part *did* mention him.”

The 1.6 NA had no bracing whatsoever. Chassis was about as stiff as a taco bell burrito.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

“I miss when Jalopnik was about cars, not politics.”

I’m sensing he exceeded his skill level when he put the key in the ignition…

False. One can never have too much Maserati.

I love that he backed up his assertion that Mexico would pay for it with “believe me.”

Above. Stupid drunk is fun and you do things like try to ride a dog. Super drunk is when you puke on the dog and then try to fight the dog and no one likes that guy.

Professional gamer: Makes more money than us doing what he loves... stop shitting.

You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

Don’t let anyone shame you for buying a game at launch. It’s your money. Just as long as you stay informed I don’t see what anyone should be shamed for it.

Perhaps when we humans kill ourselves off, a better species will take over. My money is on penguins

Man this game is going to be fucking weird.

I will admit to rushing bloodfly nests, swinging my sword with wild abandon—occasionally howling, “DEATH COMES, MOSQUITO BASTARDS.”

Subtlety is only my strongsuit with humanoid enemies; when it comes to those god damned flies—or the witches (who are humanoid, but, c’mon, they’re witches)—I resort to either bashing…