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Just a design choice. Not really that big of deal.

Hey, Woody, have ya heard of a little thing called “fun” and just lovin what ya love? Serious question. Also, quick follow up, you okay man? You need to talk to someone?

You wrote this article simply for rage bait and for the fact you don’t understand it. You’ve mentioned it more than once that you don’t understand the why. This can go for any hobby or fandom of any sort. Many things has it’s following. Back to the Future fans isn’t anymore different than clothing fashionistas that

Spending $200k on a Bentley is stupid if you don’t want it from your perspective. But some people have the money and want it. Same with Pokemon cards, some obscure pair of Nike trainers or a napkin Dali once might have touched. If it doesn’t hurt anyone what’s it to you?

Hi. Gen X here. This entire article is why Boomers say Millennials are dipshits.

And enough idiots will watch the video to get him enough views to reward the idiot with another one that he can crash, rinse and repeat.  Social media is so fucking dumb, but that’s only because most people are so fucking dumb.

Repulsive little twat.

I hope his insurance doesn’t cover this.

Annnnnd he will buy another one with all the clicks he is about to get.

Hey, I’ll settle for a new Chevy Volt or Impala, Ford Taurus or Chrysler 200 (with the V-6) if I can find one. I’ll take the risks with deterioration.

May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit. But, all new Ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies,

Oh my God what a horrible story. I’m sorry you have (had) such a terrible brother. And every day I am thankful I’m an only child.

I have, unfortunately, been there.

My wife was bringing me soup when I was sick in bed once. It accidentally fell off the tray and onto my chest. I had the map of South America on my chest for months.  I’m guessing, 2nd degree burns. I screamed like a little girl.

What’s crazy is that I still have this argument with people who, 30 years later, still thing it was some frivolous suit. Took a class in law school about product liability torts and corporate response and we went over this case. I’ll never get the image of those burns out of my mind.

Yeah, I remember I sorta scoffed at this lawsuit back in the day, but 3rd degree burns, especially in a sensitive region, are no joke.

This. Those burns were horrific. And the lady originally just wanted them to cover her medical bills. When McDonalds refused, she was forced to lawyer up and take them for everything she could.  And McDonalds deserved it for being recalcitrant shitheads.

That whole McDonalds story is a tremendous example of how a corporation would prefer to dump money into PR than actually do the right thing after they screw up because they deemed the PR cheaper. 

Before anyone says anything about the frivolity of the McDonald’s case, go look at the pictures. 

I spent a good ten seconds wondering what the fuck the BMW M3 has to do with this topic.