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Had a acquaintance talk me into visiting a nudist ”resort” a few years back when I was in my 40s; I was the youngest one there and some things cannot be unseen. Hope the employees get combat pay and counseling

You guys really need ad blockers, for real. 

Cause people are weird.

All I can think of is What We Do In The Shadows when I hear the name Jeff.

You’re still being kind.  The Abarth is more interesting than their Audis.

Fuckin Jeff.

No, because you don’t have to buy new cars. 

Our last 2 Audis you can turn the screen off. Our old A3 it actually dropped into the dash which was cool. The new A4 its always there but you can kill the screen if you don’t need it. 

How I miss cars that were designed by people with some damn sense.

Oh, Jeff, didn’t you hear? That’s happening the day after I marry Heather Graham.

I absolutely hate bright dashboards at night. I am also one that hates when there is too much light inside of my car from any source. Not looking forward to when my next car will have a screen. And I will probably not be able to dim it enough. I also don’t doubt that having a dash that doesn’t dim enough as a reason

Also, for the sake of your fellow motorists, if you have one of these dials and you typically drive in well-lit urbanized areas, flip that about as low as it’ll go.

But you see, the term for which he was supposed to get all that money ended BEFORE Q1 2024, so clearly he still deserves the $56b payday he wrote for himself to keep himself motivated so he doesn’t leave his company.

I mean, I’d love to hear less about him. I’d also love it if he stopped being such a piece of shit.

I don’t believe in the pipe dream of autonomous cars any more than I believe in fascism or racism. 

Or the street in front of your house where you normally park.

you sound like a barrel of laughs.

I can understand not wanting parking lots filling up with people trying to privately sell their cars, but if the vehicle is on private property or in a public parking area I don’t see what the big deal is. Sounds like this was in reaction to a specific situation 30 years ago, making the ordinance more of a reminder to

As I have gotten older, I have learned to not let things bother me if I am going to never think about them again in 20 minutes. More people need to go back to not worrying about other peoples business.

I’m surprised Trump didn’t buy it and make it the new Airforce One. It’s probably perfectly gaudy and tacky enough inside for the troll with zero taste.