If you’re in my ‘hood, I’m headed over there with my toolkit as soon as you’re out of surgical rehab. Also: you’re right, I don’t have any real excuse for my TR6 being on jackstands for years now.

Thanks!

The acronym seems obvious to me - as obvious as a bowling ball.

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

Exactly the comment I came here to make: make the fat, lazy bas-tids walk their beat or ride mountain bikes. Taking a truck on the beach invites catastrophes like this while preventing them from truly doing their jobs.

Thanks! I’ll give it a go.

MyRadar got deleted from my iPhone in about the same time as it took me to type this comment.

Seriously, if anyone at MyRadar reads this comment: go F yourself.

Arguably the best music video ever made ... by anyone. Then again, I’m a rabid Flat Eric fan.
Also: cars!

Some politicians are technically not worms either.

A few years ago I posted my 220hp K20a swapped Honda Insight for sale and added a short video of its astonishing acceleration on a rural road. Then I realized if you freeze-framed one spot there’s a legible 45mph speed limit sign, so I had to delete it and repost with an edit. What I didn’t know was this:

My Abarth is loud-ish, but it’s factory stock. It’s probably 1% as loud as some of the straight piped losers in the Tampa metroplex.

Yep, my comment was nine years ago. They may have finally moved up from their mom’s basement to somewhere adults like me live.

A long time ago here on the Jalops I weighed in on straight-piped BS noise from microphallus infantiles making life unbearable in my neighborhood. I got more than a few replies along the lines of ...

Oops! You thought you were making your comment over at FOX “News” but you had the wrong tab open, right?

If you’re in the UK, book a narrow boat tour for damn sure. Try to also see the engineering triumph known as the Standedge Tunnel if you’re in the Manchester area.

“If all you have is a hammer gun, everything looks like a nail criminal.”

“I’m sorry officer, I was on my way to Assholeville in the republican of Dumbfuckistan and wasn’t aware that the concept of “laws” applied to me.”

I’d love to see them band together and attempt their own utopian paradise of libertarianism and anarchy. Let’s give ‘em Oklahoma, then put an enormous fence around it.

If a cop snowflakes can’t handle being told “Shut your bitch ass up” then they shouldn’t wear the badge. Their fragile egos aren’t our responsibility.

Remember kids: ACAB. 

If you think a Supreme Court justice grifting millions to influence legislation is the same as your local city council officer receiving a wicker basket of snacks, you’re insane.

Seriously, are you even conscious?

Calling the bribe loan “satisfied” is a great example of attempting to hide behind ambiguity. Or as Emo Philips describes it: