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“If all you have is a hammer gun, everything looks like a nail criminal.”

“I’m sorry officer, I was on my way to Assholeville in the republican of Dumbfuckistan and wasn’t aware that the concept of “laws” applied to me.”

I’d love to see them band together and attempt their own utopian paradise of libertarianism and anarchy. Let’s give ‘em Oklahoma, then put an enormous fence around it.

If a cop snowflakes can’t handle being told “Shut your bitch ass up” then they shouldn’t wear the badge. Their fragile egos aren’t our responsibility.

Remember kids: ACAB. 

If you think a Supreme Court justice grifting millions to influence legislation is the same as your local city council officer receiving a wicker basket of snacks, you’re insane.

Seriously, are you even conscious?

Calling the bribe loan “satisfied” is a great example of attempting to hide behind ambiguity. Or as Emo Philips describes it:

I live next to a stop sign. I’m now inspired to install my own cameras and watch that sweet revenue roll in now that I know there’s no legal ramifications to doing so.

Yeah I’m feeling you. The unsaid portion of my snark is my own surprise that in a half century I haven’t yet found anything that successfully snared me in addiction other than caffeine.

Oddly, a lot of the bands I love seem to have heroin problems. Good music though!

That was sarcasm. I omitted the /s sarcasm tag as it seemed obvious.

Fentanyl and child trafficking are the far-right’s battle cry which apparently exonerates them from guilt when shooting Uber drivers.

I have got to try some of this Fentanyl stuff I keep hearing about!

There are inherently safe methods of encapsulating fissile material for transport to space, believe it or not. I had my doubts too until I began reading about how the material is packaged to survive even the most catastrophic of accidents at launch.

Despite my dislike of loudmouthed rednecks, I find myself somewhat on this guy’s side. The idea that any cops are given nearly unlimited powers to search me without articulable suspicion a crime has been committed is frightening.

That said, he might as well have waved a big Please Arrest Me flag.

That was a bad choice of words on my part, I should’ve stated “notification” rather than “consent”. My fundamental point remains: if I lived elsewhere I wouldn’t have to say anything to the other party.

I’m sure that counts as consent because if you disagree you’re free to hang up.

I love how they get all super pedantic when they can’t find any real holes in their opponent’s argument.
(whiney voice) “you got the particular sport wrong so therefore your entire argument is invalidated ...”

THIS is a primary reason we need to legalize recording our phone calls. Here in Florida I can’t record my calls without the other party’s consent. When I lived in Texas the law stated only one party needed to consent, therefore you can record the other party, be it a banker, lawyer or contractor making promises they

Fake internal combustion noiz for EVs is perhaps the stupidest thing, ever.

All economic metrics disagree with your bad spelling. If you’re doing poorly perhaps look in the mirror for the reason.

These are the same people who loudly, stridently moan about the Biden economy which in reality is amazingly good by any metric.
smfh

Having owned a ‘90 C4 convertible, I can attest that it’s criminal that the factory didn’t figure out how to engineer an opening trunk lid for this generation Corvette. All luggage is stowed by folding the seats forward, a problem GM solved with the C5 convertible and its molded, form fitted plastic gas tank.

The evergreen L98 is arguably no worse than the very short lived LT1 with it’s troublesome Optispark system. It certainly has a very deep aftermarket of go-fast parts that the LT1 doesn’t.