I’m ridin’ on twelves b*tches.
Am I under-compensating?

Arguably, none of these cars are genuinely “bad” at least not in the sense that they have character or elicit an emotion. Even the Murano fascinates me for the very reason that it’s considered “bad”: it was a genuinely weird left-field exercise in making something different. That lowered Yugo btw is baller. I’d put…

Polarizing opinion is polarizing. You’re not going to lure me into commenting on this shit take. Nope. No way.

“Shitting in sinks” as relating to cruise ships definitely is reminiscent of the recent and very deeply awesome / distressing movie “Triangle of Sadness”.
If you haven’t seen it - WTF are you waiting for?

The new 500e looks like a great alternative to the forbidden fruit of the Honda e that’s not coming Stateside. As an Abarth owner, I’m still astonished that I could actually walk in a Fiat dealer in drive out in the kind of Euro car that (a few) Americans have long dreamed of owning.

A 1998 Suzuki Esteem four door should fit the bill nicely for the freshly minted professional looking to turn heads. If it’s good enough for a go-getter like Jimmy McGill it’s good enough for her.

I fully intend to buy the bar a round of drinks in your honor. If you show up I’ll toss in dinner too.

We both f’ing hate that colossal ass-hat. What’s worse is that before the Pedoguy incident I would sing his praises and drive to watch Space-X launches. Then doubt set in, and finally disgust that I’d both done…

Kidding aside, I may have once threatened to sue Tesla and then was forced to sign a NDA to get a faulty product of theirs fixed. Sadly (or not) I may (or may not) be allowed to confirm that because of a NDA that I may or may not have signed.

“Free speech absolutist” lol. Musk can kiss my black ass.

They’re used and won’t profit the demagogue man-child.

You wouldn’t think a Fiat Abarth would have a useable, adult sized back seat, but it does. We’ll see if the VinFast people are spinning soon enough.

I somewhat regret my news journalism degree though the unintended side effect is clearly understanding the rot and grift in a way that most of my peers can’t.

Funny how the right bags on CNN and MSNBC for being “liberal” when they’re really just corporate friendly mouthpieces - and “liberal” only in the sense that they…

I starred you, just because.
:^)

Musk stans are extraordinarily preemptive in their outrage for anything less than utter fealty to their man-child antisemite leader.

I’m at the peak of okay, the apogee of adequate.

I can’t comment on the bakery’s loss or insurance. I do know that if someone had said to me “you’ve got insurance, you’ll be okay” at the time of my colossal burglary without knowing the dire straits I was in, I’d have lost my shit.

Point being, it’s odd to pivot to the notion that the bakery shop will be okay when you…

My record store was burglarized a month before Xmas and most of our best stock was spirited away.

After hearing the impressive sonic boom of the Space Shuttle as it transited over Los Angeles at great altutude on its way to Edwards Air Force Base back in the 80s, I can assure you nobody wants to hear that on the regular.

Nobody.

That LS engine and gearbox are the very definition of robust. Often with cars like this you can go to the dealer and get paperwork for service visits during the warranty - and many owners continue going to the dealer afterwards too. At any rate, the low price means more $$ in the bank if it does break.

Flip side: only…

I’d buy it: the price is surprisingly cheap, the dumb wing is easy to delete and resell, the muffler can be found at a parts yard, upholstery is easily cleaned and it’s a manual transmission as the sports car gods intended. Most NPOND posts show that most Jalopnik commenters aren’t willing to get their hands dirty or…

If the aggression was battery, then sure it would make sense that the bar owner got arrested.

Except that no battery occurred. The cop created a distraction from his inebriation by arresting the bar owner; classic bad cop behavior.