The mind-numbingly obvious solution to our vexing problem of living in the United States where the Jimny is forbidden fruit and Suzuki is the company that bitterly took all its toys and went home is ...

This should be a captive import and sold by Chevrolet, just like they did 20 years ago with other Suzuki products.…

Well said. Sometimes national needs eclipse capitalism - especially when “capitalism” has been subverted into a cancerous monopoly that damages the host, in this case our country.

By law, you must obscure your plate with your finger in all posted photos.

My ‘96 Rav4 was ribbed and always pleasurable.

I couldn't agree more with your synopsis.

I’d like to remind everybody that Jalopnik in the not so distant past was on the Transformers as well as the Fast & Furious bandwagons, both of which are garbage.

I see that Zach Bowman took the photos. I’ve been waiting FOREVER for him to post updates on his Fox body engine swap. What’s up w dat?

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ I’ve just been cutting onions, I’m making a lasagna for one.♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

If they vote progressive, mazel tov. I had my fiddly bits snipped many years ago to shoot blanks so I can’t be held liable for either success or failure of any offspring.

On the other hand, there’s no Gen-Z’s out there dying of old age and having their auto collections auctioned off. It is by its very nature going to be a Boomer collection.

About a decade ago an acquaintance of mine in Austin bought a decent Ferrari 308 - which ran for about a week before catastrophic engine failure. Replacement engines were blindingly expensive and as he’s handy with engineering and fab work he yoinked the bad engine and installed a Honda H22 engine + transaxle from a…

I’d like to remind everyone that a high IQ is not welcome in America’s police forces. Like literally weeded out. You can’t make this sh*t up.

Seriously, look at this guy’s head in relation to his torso and tell me he isn’t a man-owl hybrid. This kind of disquieting and subliminal manipulation was common in advertising back in the day.

Cops in America are encouraged to shoot first and mmmaaaybe ask questions later. Then plant a weapon on your corpse.

Christ I hope that’s not the case. We’ll wait & see if the other partially built 225 is resurrected. If so, you’re wrong. If not, you might well be correct in your assessment.

I’m scrutinizing my post closely for where I wrote that it was Ukraine’s “fault” that Russia bombed their flagship aircraft to pieces.

The United States intelligence agencies were warning Ukraine for months that a Russian invasion was imminent and that it wasn’t a question of if, it was when. Yet they still parked this miracle of an airplane at an unprotected airstrip in Ukraine to perform maintenance and updates.

Sigh. 

Surgical insertion implies an expectation of permanence, thus my dubiousness. Undoing the procedure isn’t as simple as chucking your old Blackberry into the bin.

I’m fully aware I can use mil-spec language here, thx anyway.

Being old enough to have firsthand experience with the extraordinarily rapid cycle of tech obsolescence, only an ID 10 T would surgically insert a chip in their body.

Do you read The Root just itching to troll your way towards some sort of relevance - ‘cause this ain’t the path to that.