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My ‘96 Rav4 was ribbed and always pleasurable.

I couldn't agree more with your synopsis.

I’d like to remind everybody that Jalopnik in the not so distant past was on the Transformers as well as the Fast & Furious bandwagons, both of which are garbage.

I see that Zach Bowman took the photos. I’ve been waiting FOREVER for him to post updates on his Fox body engine swap. What’s up w dat?

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ I’ve just been cutting onions, I’m making a lasagna for one.♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

If they vote progressive, mazel tov. I had my fiddly bits snipped many years ago to shoot blanks so I can’t be held liable for either success or failure of any offspring.

On the other hand, there’s no Gen-Z’s out there dying of old age and having their auto collections auctioned off. It is by its very nature going to be a Boomer collection.

About a decade ago an acquaintance of mine in Austin bought a decent Ferrari 308 - which ran for about a week before catastrophic engine failure. Replacement engines were blindingly expensive and as he’s handy with engineering and fab work he yoinked the bad engine and installed a Honda H22 engine + transaxle from a

I’d like to remind everyone that a high IQ is not welcome in America’s police forces. Like literally weeded out. You can’t make this sh*t up.

Seriously, look at this guy’s head in relation to his torso and tell me he isn’t a man-owl hybrid. This kind of disquieting and subliminal manipulation was common in advertising back in the day.

Cops in America are encouraged to shoot first and mmmaaaybe ask questions later. Then plant a weapon on your corpse.

Christ I hope that’s not the case. We’ll wait & see if the other partially built 225 is resurrected. If so, you’re wrong. If not, you might well be correct in your assessment.

I’m scrutinizing my post closely for where I wrote that it was Ukraine’s “fault” that Russia bombed their flagship aircraft to pieces.

The United States intelligence agencies were warning Ukraine for months that a Russian invasion was imminent and that it wasn’t a question of if, it was when. Yet they still parked this miracle of an airplane at an unprotected airstrip in Ukraine to perform maintenance and updates.

Sigh. 

Surgical insertion implies an expectation of permanence, thus my dubiousness. Undoing the procedure isn’t as simple as chucking your old Blackberry into the bin.

I’m fully aware I can use mil-spec language here, thx anyway.

Being old enough to have firsthand experience with the extraordinarily rapid cycle of tech obsolescence, only an ID 10 T would surgically insert a chip in their body.

Do you read The Root just itching to troll your way towards some sort of relevance - ‘cause this ain’t the path to that.

That Mini is way too big. She needs a Peel P50.

I love fast cars. Just sold our ‘90 Corvette w/ 6 speed + a Borla exhaust and now there’s an Abarth in its place. The Abarth rumbles, but it doesn’t make the g*ddamned stucco fall off my walls when started.

Let’s install air raid sirens on our cars and drive around at 3am. You know, for the lulz.

Anyone got Beef Supreme’s home address? I hear he likes der noiz when sleeping.