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Yeah I would’ve been hosed then. Street signs and the speed limit all clearly in view. I could’ve used my Sony A6000, 50mm 1.4 lens at full aperture for bokeh with only the speed in focus but mounting it is tedious. Noteworthy: I know a cop who’d love to see me dead or in prison and likely follows my social media

I did not know that. Though I did clearly go past a 45MPH sign as I exceeded ... XXMPH and realized as I edited it that it was the kind of thing likely to result in unfavorable scrutiny. 

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I posted my 220hp Honda Insight K20a swap for sale with a video - then realized I had to edit out any scene showing my MPH’s lest I self-incriminate. But these arscholchen can boast of literally 3000 miles of law-breakage.

Hey are you going to eat that plate of schnitzel? Because I will ...

I guarantee it was a bored lawyer looking for a reason to bill $800/hour that dreamed up this bonehead lawsuit.

Thx for saving me the effort of writing literally the exact same sentiments using the same verbiage and disgust. The only character trait that Musk shares with Trump is an outsized ego.

I’d like to know how this crash in the racing sim is possible. Seriously, if a sim is so bad that cars can drive through each other then I’m not sure it’s ready for prime time.
(frame grab from the above FOX Sports video)

“the GOP’s mantra of ‘fuck you, I got mine’”

When I owned a 70mpg Insight and gas hit $6/gal in Connecticut I was laughing all the way to the bank - and at the H2's and Excursions puttering along in the slow lane trying to eke out an additional mpg or two.

Which is why I drive a really small car.

Good grief you intuited a lot from a little. It was definitely on the 101, anywhere between Ukiah to Monterey. My memory is a bit fuzzy on the places I went as that was a while ago. Despite the intervening years I still want to push that f*cknut into a volcano.

This limp phallus subhuman pulled alongside me on the interstate in Northern California as I was driving home from my father’s memorial in my ‘00 Honda Insight. I guess the sight of a tiny hybrid enraged him so he lined his garbage can sized exhaust pipe up with my open driver’s window and both deafened & smoked me

I can’t be the first person to think that you idolize and emulate Parks & Rec’s Ralphio, right?
That “lil bit subhistory” trill distressed me.

I know my reply will land 1000 comments in, lost in the backwater but never mind: this is NOT GM’s best minivan, that accolade goes to the very capable and sublime Astro Van AWD if not actual 4x4.

We were all wondering, thanks for clearing that up.

“So many shapes, lines and blacked-out areas. Whoever drew it should have put the pen down way earlier.”

they are going to the fucking hospital.”

Are you flying anywhere soon? I need details including your seat # ...

A C4 Corvette would be the primo way to go, esp. a convertible. We bought our ‘90 Corvette convertible with 6 speed for $5k at a Carlyle Auction, best purchase we’ve ever made. Perfect choice as the Corvette is really rare down under and it’s the so-called America’s sports car.

While I will admit to liking NMH, I can’t think of any band as of late that proclaiming a love for would gain you greater hipster cred.