If only the Panamera were this lovely...

“along with my now-sinusoidal spinal cord”

This soft bristle toothbrush I’m throwing away <b>might be the best</b> soft bristle toothbrush I’ve ever thrown away.

Our personal ‘sweet ass’ version of the Ford Ranger is an ‘03 B2300. Here it is pulling yeoman duties with a 2000lb TR6 on a 2000lb dual axle trailer with a topper and bed full of books and LPs. This 4 cylinder / 5-speed moved us from Austin to Tampa hilariously overloaded without a sweat. Guys who feel compelled to…

I’m surprised that I can still pee and/or mambo after my crash landing on a trampoline bar at age 8 or so. There’s no doubt that there was a permanent effect. Just saying.

Even Russians think it’s BS.

I’m all for retro styling, but a “Tesla-killer” this emphatically is not.
Sensationalistic headlines really grind my gears.

Does the app have a microphone for the gamification of LOUDNESS?

You know, rewards for pointless revving at stoplights and whatnot?

“Regululry” - face palm.

Power chords *rock*.

David E. Davis’ piece on a Mercedes diesel wagon he plowed into a console tv some cretin had placed in the road made me want a Mercedes wagon well into my adult years. Most of his stories could induce a chuckle or were in some way a revelation. 

A few months ago I had the great pleasure of randomly sitting next to her at a pub during the Amelia Island Concours. Considering that I basically grew up reading and admiring her prose (and Jamie Kitman’s) I hope to one be forgiven for giving her a bear hug when I realized who she was. 

What’s a “Drake”? Asking for a friend ...

Let me clarify: a large enough % of cops are bad, such that those wishing to join their numbers should be scrutinized for mental unwellness.

Or scorned.

Asset forfeiture as currently implemented in the USA is nothing more than a literal license to steal. Your possessions are considered ‘guilty’ unless and until you can prove them ‘innocent’ - putting the onus of proof on you. It’s UTTER BS. Anyone thinking that becoming a cop is a cool and viable career path lately des…

The reason why news stories often begin with “Florida Man ...” is actually rooted in stupid legislation:

Sincere question: why the double standard, titling this “Local Moron ...” (does something stupid) when any story in Florida would lede with “Florida Man ...” (does something equivalently stupid).

Don’t know, don’t care about the guy.

Ran when parked.

I have a mad crush on this entire Gil Scott Heron album, it’s bonkers good. Where have all the politically relevant black recording artists gone? How the F did we wind up with clueless morons like Kanye on the charts?