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A few months ago I had the great pleasure of randomly sitting next to her at a pub during the Amelia Island Concours. Considering that I basically grew up reading and admiring her prose (and Jamie Kitman’s) I hope to one be forgiven for giving her a bear hug when I realized who she was. 

What’s a “Drake”? Asking for a friend ...

Let me clarify: a large enough % of cops are bad, such that those wishing to join their numbers should be scrutinized for mental unwellness.

Or scorned.

Asset forfeiture as currently implemented in the USA is nothing more than a literal license to steal. Your possessions are considered ‘guilty’ unless and until you can prove them ‘innocent’ - putting the onus of proof on you. It’s UTTER BS. Anyone thinking that becoming a cop is a cool and viable career path lately des

The reason why news stories often begin with “Florida Man ...” is actually rooted in stupid legislation:

Sincere question: why the double standard, titling this “Local Moron ...” (does something stupid) when any story in Florida would lede with “Florida Man ...” (does something equivalently stupid).

Don’t know, don’t care about the guy.

The DVD+RW or +R spec wasn’t ratified much less produced until 2002 - so he’s jumping the gun by a minimum of 4 to 5 years on the optical drive.

Building a machine back then was a colossal pain in the back door. Manually setting IRQ’s, knowing the DMA channels, SCSI configuration, master / slaving drives and devices

Ran when parked.

I have a mad crush on this entire Gil Scott Heron album, it’s bonkers good. Where have all the politically relevant black recording artists gone? How the F did we wind up with clueless morons like Kanye on the charts?

ATM machine.

Speak for yourself. I’m still not convinced he’s even conscious.

WTF is a “dirgisite”?

Oops, now I have to fix my oversight.

Now playing

Totally perplexed how Roger Rabbit is an automotive movie.

Same sh|t I’ve been preaching - but I’d like to point out that there are Blapipo like Kanye contributing to this intractable issue too, so it’s not just Wypipo.

Florida gets a bad rap that’s largely undeserved. I guarantee there’s way more psychopaths per capita in New Jersey, and even more toothless banjo pickin’ morons in Oklahoma, but neither of those states have this horrible piece of legislation making them look radioactive:

We bought $70 Timbren bump stops for our Mazda B2300 - totally changed how our truck behaves with a payload. HIGHLY recommend.

As if on cue “the f*ck I gave went that way” chimes in with some moronic alternate universe blather about SJW’s (had to Google that) and his or her belief that the Left thinks men are women (or whatever) and that left-ists are the violent ones. Because of course they are.

When I got my first dial up connection in ‘95

I saw this Clear Channel billboard in 2004 as I was working hurricane clean up in Orlando. It really rattled me to see something better suited to Pyongyang in the United States, but it was merely a wake up call.