Elon was severely bullied as a child. I’d say his adult existence has been the ultimate personification of the axiom ‘the best revenge is a life well lived’.

I don’t understand the haters. Elon seems like a stand-up guy to me.

Precisely my thoughts verbatim.

Precisely: extraordinarily small razor sharp jagged knives passing through cellular membranes. And I’m paranoid about working with fiberglass.

You really shouldn’t toss your uneducated opinions into places where facts contradict them.

While thematically speaking it’s AWESOME to tow a VW with a VW - it’s also a LOT of $$$ to acquire an Atlas. So let’s look at the other end of the spectrum: our $3000 Mazda B2300 5-speed towing a 2000lb trailer with a 2000lb TR6 on it from Austin Texas (goodbye traffic jams and city that was last genuinely cool in the…

This Corolla parody once upon a time hit a little too close to home for me, so I affirmatively un-committed.

Train full of feces wouldn’t be there if Alabama hadn’t specifically asked for it. Sending it somewhere that doesn’t give a flip about environmental concerns makes perfect sense.

‘Bama: deeply republican, anti-gov’t, anti-regulations and anti EPA.

There absotively must be a Parappa the Rapper level in this game or it’s a monumental opportunity squandered ...
Seriously who wouldn’t want to repeatedly punch that chicken?

God forbid you ask a group of astronauts about ‘Sunshine’, they have a secret pact to murder anyone who mentions that P.O.S.

It hurts when I pee - what car should I buy?

Mac users rejoice: Disk Inventory X is a perfectly acceptable stand-in for WinDirStat!
(grudging Mac user who misses XP, doesn’t miss XP unreliability)

Aphex Twin is in the house ...

The world’s pithiest, most imbued with snark comment only gets two stars in four months?
Outrageous.

The McDonald’s coffee segment is only a tiny portion of the Hot Coffee documentary, it’s really about Tort Reform - disempowering people against unjust behavior from corporations.

Watch it. Meanwhile, her settlement was truly justified. It was meant to set a precedent and so it did. Let me know how your opinion…

It was Goodyear trying specifically to silence Jalopnik that pushed me over the edge on NEVER buying another Goodyear product ever again.

The entire Hot Coffee documentary makes an *excellent* citation for the republican war on individuals vs. corporations:

As a hobby we have a sideline dj’ing - vinyl only. My love is classic reggae like Jackie Mittoo / Derrick Harriott / Ethiopians etc. Finding - buying the records has become quite difficult.

I’m sure people (Luddites) were arguing a century ago that horses were safer than cars. Maybe at the time they were? Every new tech has a teething period.

Let me have you chew on this unanswerable non-statistic: how many crashes have been *averted* thanks to self-driving tech so far?

Punch Drunk Love!