I’m now inspired & will promptly put mine there too!

Just last night I was trying to submit this Datsun 210 to Herr Rob Emslie as a Nice Price Or Crack Pipe candidate but the rob@jalopnik.com address keeps bouncing with the error “could not be found”. Hmmm.

No matter how hard I squint, this fails to look like a postal delivery jeep.

Nevada, me thinks.

The real, actual reason Florida suddenly became THE state of moronic crimes: Florida’s lawmakers thought it would be a good idea to be the 1st state to have ‘open records’ laws for crime.

Trust me, had either Nevada or New Jersey been progressive enough back in the day to put its crimes into easily accessible public…

As a resident of Tampa Florida and perpetual apologist for the Florida Man trope, I’d like to point out that this astonishing skullduggery happened in Las Vegas - which is ...

I posted last time on this caveat: this dashcam does NOT record the rear facing video. As I’ve been rear ended thrice in my life, that’s a deal killer.

I posted last time on this caveat: this dashcam does NOT record the rear facing video. As I’ve been rear ended…

I initially got excited about this camera and nearly clicked buy to upgrade my existing front / rear 720p dashcam ... then realized that it only records footage from the front facing camera, not the rear. As I’ve had three rear-endings in my driving life, two of those hit & run, this is a fatal limitation.

I initially got excited about this camera and nearly clicked buy to upgrade my existing front / rear 720p dashcam…

My favorite t-shirt. Worn everywhere except for biker bars.

Exhaust noise aft of a turbo is significantly muted.

Many years ago I put Racing Beat headers and straight exhaust on my RX7 and deleted the air pump. Ran like a banshee, made my 12a faster than a 13b. Downside? The exhaust would would sting your eyes with its carcinogens.

Can you handle the incredible social stigma of my car’s resounding buggering by 80% of Jalopnik’s basement-dwellers? If so then the 1st round’s on you!

If you want a ZX-7 then BUY a ZX-7. If you want an AR80 then that’s what you buy.

Substituting a completely unrelated motorcycle for comparison is like offering a pine cone in place of an apple, reasoning that they’re both plants.

I own an AR80 - I call mine the ‘world’s tallest midget’. I started making go-fast mods and one thing lead to another and now I have an AR80 that would put a Corolla to shame in a drag race. (honest snark)

NEWS FLASH: Florida cannot contain all of America’s stupid.

For the record, here’s why the Florida Man meme exists - the state legislature decided to make Florida’s arrest records open and on-line, before any other state. Naturally the up-shop of that was Florida looking industrial-grade stupid forever.

This is the musical equivalent to asking what’s the best toothpaste for brushing your teeth.

This is the musical equivalent to asking what’s the best toothpaste for brushing your teeth.

PRNDL and sometimes F for Fly.

The Truth About Cars ran this story a few years ago back when Bertel Schmitt was still the managing editor. I was really peeved to see the accompanying photos, but they’ll sure as F convince the ladies in your life to keep their cute lil dainty feet the hell off your dash.

I was too young to tolerate The Rockford Files reruns as a kid - then I grew up and discovered it’s better than Game of Thrones because GoT never had a Morris Marina as a bad guy’s car. This is a screen grab from a season one episode which aired in ‘74: behold the glory that is a brown Marina with minor accident…