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As I own both a stock Insight and also the K20 swapped one here, I can state first hand that hypermiling is great on long interstate trips - but around town all you’re doing is slowing everyone else down. So the K20 Insight is the one that gets the groceries and does the commuting. It’s a win - win.

Christ man where’s this mythical $13,500 S2000 that isn’t beat to hell?

You have my deepest sympathies. I honestly feel your pain. Were it me, I’d feel as if that parent had already passed away as they’d be so unrecognizable.

Kanye endorsed Trump. What a tool.
And I love hip-hop, esp. early 90's. Del The Funky Homosapien, BDP, Jungle Brothers, Dr. Octagon. Kanye’s a human buttplug compared to those emcees.

At a record show last Saturday a skinny, bearded hipster and his beardless emaciated girlfriend were thumbing through the bin next to me. He excitedly holds up a Kanye album and asks the booth owner if it’s the best one. He bought it and Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
My wife said they “look like a Volkswagen ad”.
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Raphael, my K20 220hp Insight with 6 speed limited slip diff is for sale though not posted anywhere yet. I’m considering Bring a Trailer as they’ve dropped their listing fees. It’s got air conditioning and is largely stock appearing for those wanting a very sleepy sleeper. I also own a totally stock 2000 Insight in

I assumed that he either had a blue flashing strobe on his BMW ‘ambulance’ - or - a rocket engine. I haven’t seen traffic part like that since the Nissan Bob ads from the mid 90's.

$1200. I’d bought it a couple years earlier with a long list of problems and slowly made it road-worthy-ish. A brake job the day before was assisted by a friend who thought I’d torqued the lug nuts, and I thought he’d done so. I *really* should’ve checked, but the mid-summer Texas heat had baked my brain by then.

Even when you do the police detective work for them it doesn’t get done. Reminds of the police problem of not sending rape kits off to be tested ... I guess they’re too busy looking for innocent people to screw over with asset forfeiture to worry about actual crimes.

He really had his ascot handed to him.

The guy who bought my Spitfire did so *after* a wheel fell off during his test drive. Obviously I pushed the asking price off a cliff so I could say “buh-bye” to it. My Craigslist posting earned a Best Of Craigslist entry into their hall of fame.

He wasn’t “denied boarding”. He’d already checked his bags and taken his seat.

NO DOUBT. This idiotic person’s profile is blank with no previous posts.

Oh YOU’RE that person who doesn’t understand the concept of ‘false equivalency’. Thx for making the world a more F’ed up place. 

There IS an authorized H-D version with the corporate logo on both sleeves and logos sewn across every seam. It simply reads “Small Penis”.

Aw cripes, I missed another Loud Pipes Saves Lives communion-of-the-stupids and thus my opportunity to get into countless fistfights wearing my CafePress t-shirt.

It’s likely that I’m late to the party in posting this awesome ‘55 Chevy pickup body mated to a Mercedes ML320 chassis. But just in case I’m not, here it is:

Great ... ironically propagating a meme for stupid people to take seriously.