Raphael - I’m calling your bluff. Here’s my K20 Honda Insight with specs and pics:
http://davesanborn.blogspot.com/2017/05/my-insane-honda-insight-k20-swap-is-for.html

Kanye endorsed Trump. What a tool.
And I love hip-hop, esp. early 90's. Del The Funky Homosapien, BDP, Jungle Brothers, Dr. Octagon. Kanye’s a human buttplug compared to those emcees.

At a record show last Saturday a skinny, bearded hipster and his beardless emaciated girlfriend were thumbing through the bin next to me. He excitedly holds up a Kanye album and asks the booth owner if it’s the best one. He bought it and Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
My wife said they “look like a Volkswagen ad”.
I…

Raphael, my K20 220hp Insight with 6 speed limited slip diff is for sale though not posted anywhere yet. I’m considering Bring a Trailer as they’ve dropped their listing fees. It’s got air conditioning and is largely stock appearing for those wanting a very sleepy sleeper. I also own a totally stock 2000 Insight in…

I assumed that he either had a blue flashing strobe on his BMW ‘ambulance’ - or - a rocket engine. I haven’t seen traffic part like that since the Nissan Bob ads from the mid 90's.

$1200. I’d bought it a couple years earlier with a long list of problems and slowly made it road-worthy-ish. A brake job the day before was assisted by a friend who thought I’d torqued the lug nuts, and I thought he’d done so. I *really* should’ve checked, but the mid-summer Texas heat had baked my brain by then.

Even when you do the police detective work for them it doesn’t get done. Reminds of the police problem of not sending rape kits off to be tested ... I guess they’re too busy looking for innocent people to screw over with asset forfeiture to worry about actual crimes.

He really had his ascot handed to him.

The guy who bought my Spitfire did so *after* a wheel fell off during his test drive. Obviously I pushed the asking price off a cliff so I could say “buh-bye” to it. My Craigslist posting earned a Best Of Craigslist entry into their hall of fame.

Oh YOU’RE that person who doesn’t understand the concept of ‘false equivalency’. Thx for making the world a more F’ed up place. 

There IS an authorized H-D version with the corporate logo on both sleeves and logos sewn across every seam. It simply reads “Small Penis”.

Aw cripes, I missed another Loud Pipes Saves Lives communion-of-the-stupids and thus my opportunity to get into countless fistfights wearing my CafePress t-shirt.

It’s likely that I’m late to the party in posting this awesome ‘55 Chevy pickup body mated to a Mercedes ML320 chassis. But just in case I’m not, here it is:

Gawddammitall, stop making me look pedantic: it’s spelled “poseur”! You can’t grouse about the idiocy of others and flub your spelling too.

An alternative that’s aesthetically more pleasing, Subaru turbo motivated and possibly much less expensive: http://www.ebay.com/itm/272563443253?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

Race is MUCH more arbitrary than gender, and we’re willing to give people a pass on gender identity. Since this ‘scandal’ hit, I’ve come to appreciate the predicament she was put it. She’s alright, I’d hire her for sure. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/25/rachel-dolezal-not-going-stoop-apologise-grovel

The gearhead version of bringing home the runt of the litter or the awkward rescue dog.

I had a shitty Spitfire that wanted me to die as its quirk. The driver’s door would sometimes fly open in hard left hand turns no matter how I oiled it or how hard it was shut. I flipped the seat forward to retrieve loose change from the floorboard & realized that the seatbelt’s anchor wasn’t attached, just tangled in…

He drinks Canadian Mist not Cutty Sark. I’m starting to suspect you’re making stuff up...