Read this http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013… and then tell me that not breaking the law magically protects you. What an insulated little utopia you must live in. Are there unicorns there?

You had me at Whit Stillman - NO SI! OTAN GO HOEM YANKEE PIGS DEERS!

With advanced timing, reed valve, 20mm+ Dellorto carb, expansion chamber and big-bore kit one of these becomes a surprisingly fast 'ped. Totally jalop if you axe me.

I looked closely and I didn't see a fixie. Unlike the dumb hipster bike of choice, this one has brakes and gears. I dig it.

+1 for being unflappable. -1 for not counter steering towards the skid. Sheesh.

Really? This should induce me to watch Top Gear USA? I'm outta here.

+1 for not being overdubbed with shitty fucking dubstep. Now that you put it that way, I guess it's not all that bad. I hate that crap too.

Was he wearing the video camera like a necklace and just letting it swing randomly around? My curiosity about this was quickly replaced by irritation that it was filmed on a potato - necklace.

When cops do bad things, it's the taxpayers who pay the fines. Cops should face a lifetime garnishment of their wages as well as incarceration so that they shoulder the burden of their actions. Organizations don't feel pain or remorse, humans do.

Who gives a flying fcuk how Hardigree became aware of this story? This is an unimaginable tale of police brutality that needs to be shared in the Jalop community. As I read the pdf of the case I discovered I was so angry I had to take a walk to cool off. Any cops out there reading this? Quit your damned jobs and do…

My year long stint in Nippon started in Odawara where I'd occasionally see a comically small Japanese guy driving a lifted, black crew cab F250 through the tiny, medieval era noodle shaped streets. Lots of Yakuza retire there too, I've no idea why. Their offspring like classic American iron, with 70's Mexican flair:…

What was he thinking? Must've been a big paycheck ...

Can't delete a reply per Kinja rules, sorry: http://help.gawker.com/customer/porta… However in the interest of placating anyone offended by a photo seen on every news outlet around the world, here's this:

You nailed it - I knew I'd seen that same pose of ironic mockery somewhere ...

"Once concpet car won't bring a whole budget customization craze back" I couldn't hvae sayed dees bettar.

FAKE. Shooped. Don't believe everything on the 'net.

Which begs the question - why go to so much expense and effort to change a body style that was so RIGHT to begin with? Look at how bad-ass a Fiero GT looks with a simple roof chop:

How do you "lock em up" when the vast majority of cars on the road have anti-lock brakes?

Help I'm Skeered! Finger my genitals TSA! Read all my email NSA! Cameras on every street corner! I'm Skeered!

Ahhh yes, Mitsubishi nearly screwed the pooch ten+ years ago marketing to young irresponsible people and granting loans to any kid that could fog a mirror - then nearly imploded under the weight of bad debt. Way to go!