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Which begs the question - why go to so much expense and effort to change a body style that was so RIGHT to begin with? Look at how bad-ass a Fiero GT looks with a simple roof chop:

How do you "lock em up" when the vast majority of cars on the road have anti-lock brakes?

Help I'm Skeered! Finger my genitals TSA! Read all my email NSA! Cameras on every street corner! I'm Skeered!

Ahhh yes, Mitsubishi nearly screwed the pooch ten+ years ago marketing to young irresponsible people and granting loans to any kid that could fog a mirror - then nearly imploded under the weight of bad debt. Way to go!

Me too!

What would anyone do with a stolen Adam Carolla?

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Shades of Get a Life. You too can be a model!

How on the freakin' Earth did you do that - given any amount of time? You're today's honorary Sherlock!

I'll bet those three bro's like to bro each other behind the 7-11. When they're not bro-ing at the gym or bro-ing their engines at stop lights or just generally being bro-bags.

A nice writerly trope to indicate shock and stunned disbelief is to note that "the color drained from my face". To write that blood runs from your face sounds like cage fighting. Otherwise, all's good here - except for the part that explained why the 959 wasn't properly insured to its full value.

If sales volume is the only metric by which one defines success or intrinsic worth then we’re in trouble. Plenty of great or even legendary cars failed to make a dent on the sales charts but later became quite sought after when enthusiasts realized their value, examples being the BMW z3 coupe, Ferrari Dino and so on.

Early on, Mercedes used fiber optics in the w123 chassis to illuminate switches - and also (I'm dim on this) check signal bulbs. The problem is this: some bonehead stereo installer at Best Buy will inevitably cut them. Unlike electrons, you can't strip and tape these 'wires' back together, photons refuse to work under

I've got just the right outfit to be his right-hand-man.

Stereotypes: typically reflect reality, that's why they're stereotypes.

Or is it a knockoff of Toyota's Mega Cruiser?

... which is noteworthy as my daily driver is indeed a 1st gen Insight in that very same shade of "citron yellow" green.

Yep, I knew that but didn't want to be pedantic.

Mercedes' 2005 Bionic car concept - and a boxfish. Neither are good eats.