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It's not "Dome". It's "Do" ... "Me". Got it?

Best in many, many moons indeed.

+1 Imagine the 'Bieb planting a Canadian flag on the sun's surface. Priceless.

You're a good parent. Most IPA's taste like squishy, rotting grapefruit.

BMW Clownshoe. Not very respected upon its debut, very much appreciated in its afterlife.

Liters? Who measures small blocks in liters? Liters are for soft drinks.

Hmmmm ... looks suspiciously like a Mosler GTP, another "super"car with a plebeian drivetrain.

I'm in your corner on this one. I've seen one of these and it's a brilliant homage or perhaps outright larcenous tribute to the original. Put a modern turbo Buick mill in it and own the road. But the Fiero interior is a disaster, just uhhh-gleeee. This enterprising fellow retrofitted a Miata interior + dash into his.

Brilliant - despite being a fan of Vixen I'd never have put 1 + 1 together!

Far out. I live in (redacted), a liberal city full of awkward hipsters on fixies. Secretly I'd like to punt 'em in their yarbles ... but they never slow me down. I concede that some Jalops might have weird daily commutes that parallel bicycle thoroughfares, but in all my travels I've yet to have my buttons pushed.

I'm anti-oldirtybootz.

Prior to Mercedes’ outright purchase of AMG, the German tuner created what is today credited with being the first Mercedes Hot Rod- colloquially known as the AMG Hammer. That W123-based car smacked down with a hand-built 5.6-litre V8, that, depending on tune, would put out between 350 and 400 horses. That made it,

BOMB #20: Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.

Pffft. William Shatner can't hear you over how awesome he is.

Just because you have not yet perceived a loss of privacy does not mean that it isn't happening - and does not mean that this seemingly small loss of privacy won't accelerate into something unexpectedly Orwellian. If we don't stop this now it will morph into something much more intractable and suffocating.

Beat me to it by gosh. I just ordered a very pricey update for mine, a low mileage MMC2.

The ass-clown seeking a free Lamborghini has in the months since he started his campaign of entitlement accrued a grand total of $170. That's enough to buy a hipster fixie at Wal Mart, which is more than what he deserves: a swift kick in his pork-n-beans.

Bingo. I love seeing immaculately maintained older cars on the road. It tells me the owner gives a damn, is responsible and doesn't feel the irrational need to "upgrade" i.e. waste money. My 2000 Insight in Martian Green is one of those cars while my weekend 'fun' cars cycle through my garage. 14 years after leaving

If I have the pleasure to see anyone wearing either the Hublot or the Parimigiani Fleurier watches I will pull a Bernie Ecclestone on the owner. That shit's tacky.

Yep, your trascription of his dialog is spot - on.