I know this article will get a lot of “I’m tired of the cartoony look, it’s soooo bad” crap but I still love it. There are plenty of games using realistic graphics. It’s good to see video games that still look like they are video games. Especially when the art and aesthetics are so damn nice. I will never understand…

Calm down there, Satan.

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

“There is nothing better than a middle aged woman doing some pearl clutching over something that has literally no impact on her life.”

That’s not nearly as big a twist as M. Knight Shamalan’s career though.

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 year spoiler alert ftw

Quick story!

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

The Baltimore hipsters were so onscure you’ve probably never even heard of them. (they live in Hamden)

You haven’t been to Detroit lately. Eastern Market, Hamtramck, Cork Town, Ferndale, other parts of the metro area. A surprisingly large number of hipsters (bless their hearts) are moving in to take advantage of the low real estate costs/rents and the made for the taking opportunities for shabby chic and steampunk. The…