THE GALAXY IS ON ORION’S WATCH.

i look forward to future spy movies where they discover the disc they were looking for was on the person’s watch face the whole time.

I know this article will get a lot of “I’m tired of the cartoony look, it’s soooo bad” crap but I still love it. There are plenty of games using realistic graphics. It’s good to see video games that still look like they are video games. Especially when the art and aesthetics are so damn nice. I will never understand…

I see you saw what I did there.

Calm down there, Satan.

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

“There is nothing better than a middle aged woman doing some pearl clutching over something that has literally no impact on her life.”

I imagine his publisher has a contract that says otherwise.

Doctor! We’re getting something!

That’s not nearly as big a twist as M. Knight Shamalan’s career though.

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 year spoiler alert ftw

Quick story!

No. More. Krang.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

I got a completely different interpretation before I read the text on this card. (Hint: I was thinking “[male version of hen] and [burro].”

The Baltimore hipsters were so onscure you’ve probably never even heard of them. (they live in Hamden)

You haven’t been to Detroit lately. Eastern Market, Hamtramck, Cork Town, Ferndale, other parts of the metro area. A surprisingly large number of hipsters (bless their hearts) are moving in to take advantage of the low real estate costs/rents and the made for the taking opportunities for shabby chic and steampunk. The…