Do yourself a favor and don’t. When Iowa St is 1-9 next year, down 34-10 at the half on a cold, grey November day, you’ll be wishing these guys had drowned.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

“Sir, we signed a mobile QB from a Texas based school who won the Heisman.”

Clearly Coach Ash did not come to Ohio State to play TWITTER

According to the CNN piece you'd have to go all the way back to 2013 to find as many.

5,025 of which are some variation of, “I’m John Doe, class of ‘77, and in my day we wouldn’t allow our punters to make mistakes and if this continues, that sweet 25 dollars I send to the alumni foundation might find its way somewhere else."

5,030 unread emails, huh?

Why does Cam Newton always look like a Madden video game character in game photos?

“Lol”

Careful son, that’s libel. He might just Ndamukong Sue.

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

Give him a break. His job is to set off fireworks when the Indians hit a home run. He probably didn’t even know what that button did.

“You got off easy.” -JPP

Boy, is he red-faced.

He got off lucky. No one was there to see it.

Why can't I masturbate into a man’s name.

an AMERICAN man’s name. i swear i can’t even understand how people could find some things funny. it’s not like hes a chinese man named dong! he’s one of our local boys you idiots!

My Jack Sock stiffens up after overuse as well.

“I am Legend.”