I know the third one doesn’t count but if I win the powerball then I get to make up different rules.

“I should’ve let Orlando Bloom have this one. They said there were Templars. I thought I was Jesus. Am I not playing Jesus in this one? I feel like this is more knives than Jesus would carry.”

That’s sharp. I’ve been coming back to this article since you posted it. Now that my kids are grown, I’ve been pondering my first motorcycle. I’ve wanted to try riding for years, but I’m worried that in my mid-40s, it might be too late in the muscle memory game to begin. I haven’t been on anything with three wheels or…

Old man Torrance is fine and all, but Walter White just made the lock screen hall of fame on my phone. Shit is tight, yo.

This is what happens when children grow up getting certificates of participation for everything so they don’t feel bad about losing. Another dozen patches and nerfs, and this will be the bloodiest game of pong ever released on consoles.

I have that same outfit!

I thought I was doing well online. Now I feel like a bad person. Thanks, Internet. GET OVER HERE.

Just going to leave this here.

Max Bedroom? Anyone? Is this thing on?

Fantastic review. Well written and clearly the result of logging some serious hours in the game, both of which I appreciate when my sixty bucks is on the line.