Fantastic story. I was slower, but still burned it up in three short days between work and sleep.

"Mom, Uncle Billy took the sink apart again. I know he swore he was clean, but we're out of vanilla extract, he's out in the yard telling the swingset it should not have come back, and says that he's the master now. When will you be home?"

I'm probably dating myself, and I know we exist in a kinder, gentler century, but I'm of the opinion that if someone were to splash one or two of those dipshits, maybe they'd choose a safer street on their way home from school.

Everyone is us now. Except you.

An excellent watch. Loved every minute.

Wizard and Glass alone would have me camping in front of the box office a week early.

Fantastic review. Well written and clearly the result of logging some serious hours in the game, both of which I appreciate when my sixty bucks is on the line.