A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Or a less responsible way

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

Wow what a dunk!

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

...what?

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

We’re all accountable, BarfRocket.

Thanks for holding the mirror to my face, Barry. I need a shower.

14 of the 20 starters in the conference finals are lottery picks

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I’m sure they could find someone local.

“More proof of ESPN’s liberal agenda!”

I imagine Boozer came home and immediately changed the color instead of having to defend the paint.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

yo momma