WHAT?! So everyone in your circle was enjoying this? Like your life is just theater for them? That's so sick.

Wow, that is some pathologic gaslighting shit right there.

Damn! We all hope for kharma, but that was fast!

"The amount of women talking in sports to the amount of women who have something to say is one of the most disproportionate ratios I've ever seen in my life."

I'd embrace it if I were you. I think it can be really flattering. In my family, we go salt and pepper to a beautiful silver. I'm not in any rush for my color to change, but I know that when it does it'll all be ok.

This is what I think of every damn time I see the "Discuss" hyperlink to a full post.

Ashley Horn's polygraph test has proved conclusively that she is Michael Lohan's daughter.

"Also — this is fucking creepy and invasive as fuck."

"Because you can't be born an ist. It's not natural. You can't be born a baptist; you have to be baptized."

All hail the SWINTON!

Friends don't let friends write open letters.

Seriously. No need to give him another platform.

I think some people find his brand of batshit crazy funny. It. Is. Not.

A plastic one should work just fine too.

Escarole anyone? It's good in salads and cooked in soups as well. I think it might be a gateway veggie.

I also use baking soda when I rinse them to remove the wax (I don't source all my vegetables from a farmer's market; so shoot me!). I also use a lettuce knife to avoid oxidation.

I eat salad for dessert. Not just in my own home, but at restaurants. And I have NO regrets.

I disagree. I think this means that you're doing it right.

OK, this might be controversial and I hate to disparage a vegetable, but NO FUCKING CARROTS in my salad!! If I want them, I'll ask. Which I won't.

Ok, what's our manifesto?