@Hello Mister Walrus: I knew it!! Honestly, we'd be better off with a common enemy.. Unfortunately, the only threat to mankind is mankind.

nope, I'm pist.

@Curves: ha! now if we could only find that guy, we'd kill him real good...

I know this is gonna sound crazy, but how bout we stop spending money on new inventive ways to kill people?

@Lizard_King: awesome, looks like I'm getting a tattoo after all!

@brnout: it brings new meaning to "one more thing.."

oh, that's for the "groin cam."

I'm sold.. gimme two.

Hoping the plot lives up to the color saturation levels.

It's the same reason fewer people are injured riding unicorns compared to horses.

@soldstatic: You need to be looking at what you're doing, no matter what hardware you're using. I understand playing off the crowd, believe me. I'm not recommending using anything that will block your view of the floor. 2 ipads on either side of a mixer would work great! I've been spinning for over a dozen years…

@Fanboy: use what you got, no hate here!! :D I no longer play out, one can only hear the request for "who let the dog's out" so many times before you start to lose it.. Beat matching is one thing, but any software that claims the ability to "auto-mix" makes me suspicious about who this is really being marketed to. …

@soldstatic: if you want to be a dj, buy some turntables.

wow, amazing work!! I'm still taking credit for the cake I made from a mix, just not as much..

next up, how to park in handicapped spaces. (they're soooo much closer!)

thank goodness we're finally getting some high-res shots of Oregon gravel.

well, if you can't beat em, at least make sure everyone knows they're terrorists.

"nook rooter" is my new favorite derogatory term. feel free to spread that around liberally.

the amount of work I could avoid with this is just staggering.