@moonshadowkati: My noble peace prize acceptance speech is being prepared.

location aware adds. "We've noticed you are near a retail store. Come in now with this code for 20% off your purchase."

@Dave: I'll let you test that one.

@gr8wayn: wow, you guys did a great job on that project!! Now who want to go push it in a lake?!?

electric car + lake = ?

yeah, keep those people off my interwebz so I can stream teh youtubez smoother. kthnksbai!!1!

big deal, I used my avocado as a bong.

still not the droid I'm looking for.

I will buy this and carve "acer" into the top. Bring it Sonnex, bring it.

and a blender. and a helicopter. (unconfirmed.)

my tip: it helps if you look like john gosselin and are willing to pose for portraits with your shirt off.

@Arken: so you plan on copy/pasting each letter into the home page field? no keyboards.

@Andrew Wolf: tractor has a headphone monitor, and you still have to pitch change the incoming track. I call malarky.

How is he cueing the next track? No headphones.

a watch without a face is a bracelet.

ahhhh, this totally explains why all the security girls wink at me.

@Jared D: 100% of gnomes can be blamed on people.

@Jared D: 100% of auto accidents can be blamed on people.

@N@tedog: would you rather be stomping on your gas in a panic situation?

@rebeldevil: all burnouts must be done against a wall.