and a segway for each foot.

@Arken: He was nuts all along. Irregardless, I'm pretty sure it did work, just not on a scale useful for defense. Examining Tesla's notes, I'm guessing the method used radio wave resonance. This guy was way ahead of his time, really unfortunate that the people around him wanted to use his tools to kill.

everyone that attends will be sprayed with an anti-conductive material. who wants to guess what that material will be?

either way, delicious.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: yup, I'm definitely missing something. This added convenience is pure genius.

@lostarchitect: if your computer's borked, & you can't get online, just pack up all your fragile electronics and haul them down. Then we'll tell you to come back next week. See how convenient that was? Don't you feel like a genius?

@C0ldFusi0n: how is that convenient?

@Rontourage: what store are you going to? I've never gotten any response other than "we may have a time-slot next week avail, do you want to set up an appointment?"

sure you can read it in direct sunlight. but can you read it through a pile of cheeto's? come on guys, form is supposed to follow function, not get cheesy shit all over my desk...

@CommentingpointlesslyisMeh: I dunno.. I'm craving cheetos for some reason..

I knew it, the aliens were masquerading as iPhones all along!

I'd like to see in the back, does anyone sell clear replacement parts?

@shadohh: my guess is it's going in the next gen mac book pro.

touch screen track pad. done.

obviously not holding it right.

it's pretty obvious, the second toilet is for #2.

Offer him 5 grand, it's just crazy enough to work!!

that guy has a banana in his pocket, *and* he's happy to see you.

how's your signal strength?

So, without unlimited data, we're now paying for access to advertisements?