I’m not defending shit. Look at the miniscule number of extras the producers of the then-highest-rated-sitcom on TV bothered to employ for a scene that’s supposed to be at a Yankee stadium day game. Not to mention the poor Soup Nazi being reduced to working as an extra sitting in the first row.

Microwaving pizza is what communists do. It gets all greasy and the crust gets wet. Toaster oven or bust.

Actually, the biggest scam was perpetrated by the wig salesman. “Mr. Ilitch, this hair piece makes you look years younger”.

I’d be afraid to talk loudly around that hair piece- who knows what kind of damage it could do when startled?

That’s a fine head of hair!