With the F-14 retired, I've got to say that the Flanker is probably the sexist combat aircraft in the skies today.

"The BIGGESET thing that made me REALLY start hating Steam and Valve is that almost every digital storefront (including EAs Origin) has a return policy. Valve doesn't have one yet with no indication on one coming.

I've never seen the problem unless people think steam should hold a higher standard and are personally insulted that they don't. After all you're on the internet buying a digital game. The same internet that lets you look up said game to see if its any good. If you can't bother to do that then its your own damn fault.…

They're not. They are just cheap.

Pfffft, let the P1 cars be the fastest, tech laden machines that are so expensive that only the factories can run them effectively.

A P2 on pole at Daytona of a places? Let the BOP bitch fest commence!

You should see the NFL vine with all the quarterbacks driving racecars together.

I wonder if those footballs are under-inflated.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

I would love to have a CPA go through the tax returns and expense reports filed over the years by these paragons of virtue and integrity.

if the NFL really cared, they would be in charge of the game balls as opposed to the home team

You bought a car that had already taken most of its depreciation hit. That was smart. He's talking about people buying new cars they can't afford with 7-year terms, and I'm pretty confident these people aren't investing the money they're not putting into their car payment each month. These are people who are…

Unless you live in an area where there is no public transportation. which is 90% of the US

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

I don't know, imagining a loose acquaintance showing up to a work presentation and blasting a fight song on the clarinet is unsettling.

My sophomore year, I had a crush on a senior guy.

Dude, you've been lied to. A lot. It's not about confidence and power, not these school-aged crushes. Those are purely mutual attraction. It doesn't matter who you are at that age, if the crush isn't mutual, a grand gesture isn't just awkward, it's horrifying.

When I was a young stupid 25 year old I met this girl. She seemed amazing. Climbed rocks. Hiked mountains. Traveled the world. Within a week she asked me to be her travel buddy to Italy. Hell yes I said. I've always wanted to go. So we start to plan it. We talk about the dates. I get it off from work. We talk about…

But isn't that ironic? Don'tcha think?

Scott's friends get in a gnarly car wreck because of a favor they were doing for him, and his top priority is still setting up this date at the park. Ouch.