~~the sound of a joke flying over your head unmolested~~

miles. the race is measured in miles. hope this helps.

the spraying of champagne didnt start in F1, and it isnt exclusive to F1 either. every other indycar race has champagne. but this is the indy 500, the biggest race in the world. you take the milk and smile if youve managed to get there.

i dont think any driver who put in the work, time, money, and effort to win the indy 500 is going to whine about almond or soy milk. many spend their whole lives trying to taste that milk, lactose be damned.

nobody actually drinks it anyway so its not really an issue.

nobody said you have to drink the fuckin thing, its just a fun tradition that goes back nearly 80 years. just touch it to your lips and use it to take a bath like nearly everyone else does.

you are an idiot if you do this, and you deserve to have the race ruined for you.

seeing you struggle to find something negative in great racing and whining about spec cars in 2014 is always one of my favorite parts of indycar articles on jalopnik.

thanks for the badpinion.

humor normally requires something funny, not boring as hell LOL SO EDGY shit that 13 year olds seem to specialize in. let me know if you need any further information

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congrats, do you want a cookie?

oh cool, more people repeating this 'mazdas rust lol' urban myth bullshit

putting safer around the inside and outside of a track as big as indy is a ~$5-10 million dollar investment, and the tracks dont make the money you think they do. and again, you lose a big chunk of the racing line. and lets point out that the incredible majority of hard impacts at Indy, the place that developed the…

it's really expensive and it takes away ~3 feet of the racing line.

like everything else in technology, you cant go back to 'the good ol days'. WW2 radials designed by hand in 6 months, in production by 8 months, fighting Nazi's in a year were amazing days of engineering. but those days are over.

from mountain lion, you dont need to do a fresh install. and for free, its completely worth the time. the battery life improvements alone would be worth it for me.

its just politics. there are contracts in place and nobody has any real intention of breaking them.

if you are going to post dumb wrong indycar hate, this is at least a funny way to do it. take note shitty crapwagon posters.

sure doesnt.