Huh. I always thought that was something else. I really should drug more often to avoid these embarrassing faux pas 

Hopefully he has a good lawyer: “Your honor, Esteban did not have any herion on him at any time.”

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

“Rare” does not always translate to “valuable” or “desirable”.

So small you could crate it up and have it shipped freight.

No, it was a cash isle.

I had to google to find out who/what is a Jake Paul.

REQUEST FOR URGENT CAR PURCHASE

The W8 wagon 4motion 6speed is so epicly Jalop, though.

Is AIDS worse than cancer?

Gee, it’s shocking that a sportswriter who’s already once been fired for plagiarism and has a long history of writing insane things might not have the strictest standards when it comes to vetting his sources.

Yes!

“My word is my bond. Once you break that, there’s nothing left,” LaMonte said.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

Jane Doe is fighting the good fight. Because I also want to remain anonymous if I win hundreds of millions of dollars.

As disgusting as the concept is, I can see it working every day.

Bigots sure do seem to love Rams...

That’s... a more depressing take than they just f’ed up. But in a sense I believe it, because nobody looking for the best product would choose FCA in the first place, so perhaps they did just double down on cornering the dumb demographic.

“There’s no such thing as bad publicity” has always been an exceptionally dumb concept.