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I present the Dodge Caravan Turbo:

beady little eyes and flappin heads, amiright?

Snow car outside in.

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

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I think that note might be illegal. It isn’t in both languages.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me six or seven times...

So, with the whole “people can switch devices!” reasoning... how come they don’t support Android, which is pretty much the only OS someone could switch to? That’s got to be the most blatant bullshit I’ve seen in a press release.

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

That first Opel’s slightly rotated headlights are irking the hell outta me...

+1 for the Volkswillys Jeeptle.

One thing the article fails to mention with Fi is that you only pay what you use. Yes, you pay $10/GB but if you only use 1.5GB, you only pay $15. If you use 1.75GB, you’re paying $17.50. If you use 1GB, 3MB, you’re paying $10.03.

If (like me) I had a month where I was on wifi nearly all the time (Yeah I was laid up

It might have something to do with: “Oh my god! Are you serious? Oh my god! No way! Are you serious? Oh my god! This is so American! Are you serious? No way! Oh my god! This is so American! Dude! Are you serious? No way! Oh my god! Dude! No way! Are you serious? Oh my god! This is so American!”

I’ll expect my payment at the end of the second stage of the third round of the postseason portion of the championship season.

its mississippi, pretty sure all you need to qualify to be legal is a steering wheel

I mean, I’m sympathetic to the fact that he was traumatized, but why did he ever pursue a relationship with someone who has dogs if he can’t stand to be around them? Its very odd to say “this is my dealbreaker, I can’t live with this” and then decide to marry the person.

When I hear about couples who get rid of a pet once they have a baby just because it’s too much work I always wanted to respond, “Oh totally! That’s why I got rid of my toddler once we had the second baby, made things sooo much easier.”

I had some sympathy for the guy until he said she needed to get rid of her two dogs and get therapy for her “dog addiction.” Even if he agrees to get therapy, she should seriously dump this guy. Asking someone to get rid of a pet for your casual comfort is a huge red flag for me and speaks to their huge lack of

To me, the dog issue is neither here nor there; your response to it, on the other hand, is hugely telling.

Why would ANYONE want to marry someone who can dispose of a lifetime commitment when it becomes inconvenient for someone else?

You can pry my dogs from my cold, dead arms. Like hell they’re staying outside during evenings, disrupting the neighborhood by barking at the door endlessly— they’re pack animals and need their people. Nor would I lob them off indefinitely onto someone else while this dude works through his shit. It’s way too easy for