Also don’t breathe, there’s pollutants in the air.

I thought that guy intentionally ran into his car, which killed him.

Or could it be that only a few companies are offering them the same choices for their #sponcon and they have similar taste?

Couch naps and it’s not close.

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

When Donald fills out a form and they ask to identify his sex, he always writes down “yes”

Man, the palpable fucking fear in that press room.
And these pressers are BB when he’s actually forced to be nice, or at least have enough decorum for TV
Can you imagine what it’s like in a team meeting where he is basically an unsackable god?
All that anger and GFY answers, he can’t give to reporters, gets bottled up to…

Donald Faison, after his contributions to humanity in the form of DuJour, will do whatever he wants, as far as I’m concerned.

Working on it

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

BREAKING: I Like Cheap Beer has just learned that Donovan McNabb works for ESPN.
Seriously, I had no idea until this post.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

@donovanjmcnabb Who wants to CUM with me to see my attorney?

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them)

this is in Billings, MT, I’ll share a secret with you I learned by living in Bozeman, MT: the snow is so light and airy that you can wade through it, the local ski area in Bozeman calls it frozen smoke.

That’s why you plow WITH THE STORM. You know who waits until it’s done? The guy with the broken plow truck. I’ve owned half a dozen plow trucks, subcontracting commercial lots. You go out with 2 inches and continue until the snow stops. I’d have a blast plowing driveways with this thing and it would pay for itself in…

Look at his face. Must be a little girl in the crowd.

I know. The fucking smug look on that fascist’s face. Ugh. It’s nauseating. They knoooooow they’re anti semetic and they’re laughing. I can’t with all this shit.