I still don’t like how DRS has to be activated only within certain zones. I don’t mind that the cars have to be within a certain distance to use it, but I kind of like the idea of just letting it be active throughout the track. You mess up and fly off the track because you were too ambitious with it, that’s on you.…

A source of dysentery??

This might be because, in general, Massage Envy is to professional massage what Chipotle is to authentic Mexican cuisine.

Hawaii throws off the yoke of imperial oppression and returns to sovereign nation.

Putin’s measured reply:

Agreed but maybe something more like this

Olympics? Nyet. We already win biggest gold medal election.

Cool, Russia’s been banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics.

The IOC, a fairly corrupt organization, is tougher on Russia than Trump. Wild stuff.

am willing to bet Putin calls up trump and gets him to cancel every US Olympic training program to drop the US out of 2018. trump will excuse it by claiming the winter athletes aren’t being respectful of him and that he wants to punish North Korea over this. Never mind that the Olympics are being held in SOUTH Korea...

More jumps*

In breaking news, several IOC officials found dead after apparent Polonium poisoning....

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

Well, that solves one problem for Alex Ovechkin.

Russia bans USA from World Cup in retaliation.

I look forward to Russian hackers discovering every American athlete is doped to the gills. The funny thing is I absolutely do not care if we compete in the Olympics ever again.

I would have lost my job, for sure. My god, I don’t know how Harlow kept it together. She is a better person than I am.

Are we really sure Jeffery Dahmer ate those people? I wasn’t eaten. What about the millions of Americans who are alive today without even a hint of a bite mark on them? Think about it.

THIS IS EXACTLY why it sucks. I’ve done it a few times. People are filthy stinky animals. Every smell from sweat, to cheese, to pork, to poop was very potent in the air. and then everyone lays down and farts at the end. WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY FOR THAT.