I’m going to have to add this to my list of ‘don’t date a person with [x]’. Enjoy your star, may you have unlocked the secret to me avoiding (some) dumpster fire humans!

So much missed opportunity.

I don’t get the fascination with this guy. His acting is meh in my book (he was my least favorite part of Blade Runner 2049 by far, and I’ve avoided everything else with him in it for...forever?). His music is absolute drivel. And the way he chooses to portray himself is obnoxious, bordering on downright offensive.…

And I have never found the ‘report’ button on Instagram quicker. I know it won’t make a difference, but fuck this piece of garbage. Fuck his upbringing as a pussy grabber in the making, fuck all of it. The fact that he has daughters and can say this shit pushes me over the edge.

“I don’t think real checks have exclamation points.”

I will reuse this with reckless glee. Take your star!

I both love and hate you for making me see this again. Mostly hate, but that’s the taste of the bile talking.

Robin Thicke still exists? Why?! I can’t even click on the link, it feels like validating him somehow.

Can I be the token ‘she’s like one of the guys’ female at this event? It sounds perfect.

They’ve even spearheaded a foundation to make the word “ambition” less insulting, which… okay that’s cool but can you spend your money building a rocket to launch the Trumps into the sun instead? I feel like that would accomplish more.

But this blame also carries with it the assumption that women who choose to love musicians must above all—even before tending to their own life and work—assuage the depression and addiction of male artists

I’ve never tried any of the pre-made shakes/smoothies/whatever they call themselves, because they all look like a goddamn horror show to me. I legitimately don’t think I could drink any of them, I’d recoil in horror and throw my money in the trash.

I find myself making small, unintentional whimpering noises as I eat.

Good question re: legal fees. How does this guy have anything to his name at this point? He doesn’t deserve to.

I’ve sent this quote to so many friends already because it’s so beautiful it brings a tear to my eye.

You might be my spirit guide.

I had to buy a new car last year (previous one committed suicide) and I went straight for the six speed GTI. Only one on their lot, sadly, but I am SO much happier having a stick again. Even in the city, I’m just so happy to have a third pedal!

I clicked into this article because I for sure thought Lil Xan = Lil Tay. I mean...is there much difference? 

By that logic, a trip I took from Boston to Charleston, WV and back in 36 hours (to get a dog) was basically a traverse up and down most of the U.S.? That’s just so clearly false. You deserve the Leaf, sir.

How can I CP this more times in an attempt to somehow counteract the 137 NP votes I’m seeing right now?