Thank you. Unless you walk in and basically say “I have to hide my racist/bigoted/hateful ways b/c people say mean things to me and it makes me sad,” no tattoo artist I know would refuse to cover basically any tattoo ever. Unless you do say something like that, in which case most of the artists I know would basically…

Is this an issue of transitioning intoxicants, like in the year ago it was booze and pills and now it’s just straight up heroin? (Will also feel rather bad if he’s ill.)

I love you.

Fair.

BABOU!!!!

I have a tattoo of exactly this (inspiration was a stained glass window at my school when I was a kid). I am now unsettled by this woman’s intrusion into my personal space.

Why must you speak such truth while my first cup of coffee is still trying to hit?? You’re so right and this is a lesson I should’ve learned years ago, instead of wondering why I’m so awesome alone but turn into such a pile of useless when I’m with men who have inevitably tried to mold me into what they want...why is…

Oh it’s going to happen. Guess we’d all better arm up and get in our bunkers!

Oh my gosh I’m in love. My dad had Sprites when I was a kid and this gets me right in the feels. (Related: I can never fully forgive him for selling the running one - and the parts one - when I was oh so close to driving age.)

I’ve tried to not like the Golden Knights (yes, I’m a grumpy old hockey fan). But watching Fleury play has been incredible. Mr. PissReekingOcelot and I were discussing Tuukka Rask’s lackluster showing in comparison to Fleury’s poise and skill, and what a difference. Tuukka may not have been able to save the Bruins no…

Rank garbage. For sure something rotten.

Oh god I’m so going to try this. It’s like a quasi slack jawed yokel thing crossed with need to prove masculinity...love it!

Shit, that’s why my selfies always suck! I thought I nailed it when I stopped quacking when I pressed the shutter...damn.

YES. This is EXACTLY the same as my small town, trash human behavior. Good to know when someone gifts me millions of dollars I’ll be dealing with the same shit.

I can’t even figure out how he could pull this posture/position/whatever off. It’s physically so weird!! And is he doing duck face or whatever the hell the kids call it??

Oh my god I need more stars to give you.

Is “sunken place” a thing I’m just too old/out of touch/out of fucks to give to get, or is it like...the upside down or something??

I was at the Leafs game the day of the Humboldt tragedy, and it was incredible to see the collective sadness transition into unbridled enthusiasm for the game. Very odd experience to see how one can lead to the other - hadn’t ever been at an event in person to feel it that way before.

My doggo is on CBD oil - he’s got a mass on his front leg that’s inoperable and it seems to be helping both slow its growth and make him more comfortable. The vet prescribed tramadol, which we give him as needed, but it makes him sleepy and unhappy, and the CBD oil keeps him happy and moving. Everybody wins.

I mean, she does look high as shite in the first photo in this article...as she bloody well should! If only I could look a fraction as good in literally any photo...le sigh.