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I mean, she does look high as shite in the first photo in this article...as she bloody well should! If only I could look a fraction as good in literally any photo...le sigh.

Why do the things I love all fall to pieces? Deeply dislike.

This thing hits all of my needs and desires. Turbo diesel WITH a stick? Amazing. Capable enough to survive (and even thrive) on Vermont’s back roads? Hell yes. Interior space? Check.

Those are where I currently reside (MA). On the one hand, yes, it’s a good thing to open up an additional lane as needed. On the other hand, it’s sketchy as all hell because there’s no consistent escape route for someone experiencing a mechanical failure, etc. And then there’s the asshats who somehow read those signs

Agreed - maybe sheep and wolves are closer together down under?

I love everything about this story. How do we get this running so the builder can see it cruise the streets?!

I wanted to love it, too. And I did, mostly, until I got to the interior and the “yeah, I’m done with this, can’t move forward” attitude of the seller. Knock $1k off and maybe it’s a headache I want...but only if I can sniff some glue while working on it.

Oh my god. That’s a child. Everything about that photo is so fucking creepy. God fucking damnit, I love Ren and Stimpy. Fucking assholes being fucking creepers and ruining everything.

TAKE ALL MY MONEY.

That little sneering thing he does...it gives me all the rage. All of it. It’s the facial expression equivalent of my desk neighbor at work who’s a very loud mouth breather - just makes me feel very punchy.

Holy fuck, Bessie is lovely.

Keep up the good fight - that’s surprisingly satisfying to think about adding in there! Well played.

The Algenist mask is definitely pricey but it is so so so good. This was my first foray into overnight masks, and it’s absolutely amazing. It gives me great moisture, does truly leave my skin looking and feeling better, and since I only use it a couple of times a week (I alternate with Tarte’s maracuja oil), the

The Algenist mask is definitely pricey but it is so so so good. This was my first foray into overnight masks, and

It’s not rocket surgery.

I feel your struggle. I’m a 5'8" lady (using the term generously), and I recently weighed myself and I’m down to around 120 lbs., from my more typical 127-130 lbs. range. Stress and depression have been keeping me so paralyzed in terms of taking care of myself, I’m sliding downhill that same way.

Whoa, that’s actually pretty (the fastback body style). Damn you for making me like this car!

Only in Florida could some of the cutest (in my mind, anyway) animals go rabid. However, I’m entirely willing to take advantage of this abomination.

Ugh, where the fuck is a bear when you need one.

I was minutes away from driving straight into this clusterfuck. Would not have cared what race the idiots were, would’ve wanted to toss them off the edge of the bridge regardless if I had to deal with their stupidity. This type of dumb needs to be dealt with equally for fucking sure.

Goddamn it, now my mouth is watering at the thought of Lou Malnati’s. Might have to fire up my own NA friend (R32) and get my ass to Chicago...now.