Probably.

Am I the last person who still does this?

I remember back in the day we would flash our high beams to warn oncoming drivers of speed traps.

obligatory

Isn’t that one of the explicit uses of the windshield washer, to do it while driving. I dare say it’s the only use.

Nothing makes me more upset than getting sprayed in the face with washer fluid while riding my motorcycle.

I spray asshats who tailgate... are you a tailgating asshat?

Do the BMW drivers who fail to use a turn signal have to listen to an incessant flasher relay clicking noise?

Shoving the bulbs up their asses would be a much better dissuasive measure.

no just your every day average bmw driver

Fuck the quote/tattoo - this dude’s a coward and a scumbag for trying to flee the scene.

Hopefully it will be autonomous so when you lose your license you can still drive.

Don’t you mean a VHS tape?