Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

Omar agrees.

I'm still voting for Carcetti.

Oh shit it's Action Bronson!

Generic white people whining about Al Sharpton in 3 2 oh here you are already. Shut the fuck up.

Goodell: I love the passion that the NFL brings out in fans and players alike.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

So no beer, they have to move the tournament to the winter when all the European leagues are still going on, you might go to jail if you're gay, and they are basically using slave labor to build stadiums which will have no purpose after the tournament. FIFA makes the NFL look like Amnesty International.

TWEET THE LEG BILLY

Hey, if you desperately need to read things written by people spending late Friday night grinding out takes they don't care about, Bleacher Report is that way.

THIS. I get so irritated when people bitch about the "no prayer in public schools" thing. (Which, by the way, schools still totally do all the time because the country at large is not watching them. They led the whole convocation center in a Christian prayer at my sister's public high school graduation.) These people…

I love this idea. Conservatives shout about religious freedom being infringed, but only when it applies to them. Either religious freedom applies to all religions, or it's not really freedom at all.

"When you play with heart! It's supposed to hurt! You just kick the ball!"

Yea, like that time you let those natives borrow your blankets and the assholes never returned them. Assholes. Or when your ancestors bought all those black people but then eventually had to let their kids go free without reparations. Total bullshit.