This prick’s name isn’t even Fieri?? If you’ve ever heard the ridiculous way he pronounces it (and Food Network obviously makes everyone pronounce it the same way) you would think it was a matter of family pride…

“Weed ain’t as good as it used to be”? Isn’t it a scientific fact that weed is like 10 times stronger than it was 20 years ago?

What does this have to do with Peter Gabriel?

"Cool, let's make a movie about the two absolute worst characters in the Spider-man universe!".

Every time I see the name Frank Grillo in the credits of a movie, I think it's going to be that former intern from the Howard Stern show…

"What did judge Graham Elliot think? Who knows? This is episode seven and we’ve seen him twice."
-Good! I loathe looking at his massive fake chompers.

Does Kevin Kline's Mr Fischoeder sound like a Paul F Tompkins character to anyone else?

Fuck off.

Nope, just a terrible hack joke/premise. And coming on the heels of that long set up about family only to culminate in a terrible punch your mother joke, I almost stopped here too. It gets better, but not much in my humble opinion.

That luggage store in the airport bit was beyond hacky…

Oh God, don't you dare try to take a selfie with this little princess…

Jones is hit or miss with me, but she really made me laugh with her smiling dance as the CVS manager. On the other hand, it bugged me when she was taking a selfie during the credits. Don't do that…

What say we stop the whole "actor to play blank" in the National Lampoon movie until the whole goddamn thing is cast? I'm sick of seeing these articles every single day…

"Fighting words are words intentionally directed toward another person which are so venomous and full of malice as to cause the hearer to suffer emotional distress or incite him/her to immediately retaliate physically. ** Fighting words are not an excuse or defense for a retaliatory assault and battery.** However, if…

I thought it was James Franco.

If I recall correctly, she was a blonde woman, and an assistant district attorney in Reno Nevada. I always assumed they pulled the show because of her suicide. I didn't know that they showed them online…

Yes! I love this show…

Some masochist should transcribe this. I could barely understand what that lil turd was "singing"…