If I ever decide to star in a porn, it will definitely because God willed it.

That guy in the solar panels pic really needs some bigger pants. Ouch.

That guy in the solar panels pic really needs some bigger pants. Ouch.

Next time, use your microwave. It will soften the gunk enough so that you can just rinse it off. And please take video.

Tweeted, then deleted, by Elon Musk:

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.