He reloads the gun in three different ways in the trailer, though. And the one at the 2:00 mark looked more accurate to the book.

Caught a trailer for King Arthur before Guardians 2 and it just looks SO stupidly awesome that I just got to see it.

Oh man, just reading that made me laugh! Already know what I'm gonna watch tonight.

With two books in the saga still unpublished, he's already closing in to Stephen King's "The Dark Tower", which took the man 22 years of massive rumination and self-wanking appearances from himself inside his own story to be finished.

Alright, HBO! You've won.
I'm looking for the torrents right now.

I slogged through Coven only to give up halfway through Freak Show.
But now my girlfriend showed an interest in the series, so I rewatched the first two seasons with her.
So I ask: Are the subsequent seasons any good? Hotel looked halfway promising and I don't even know what Roanoke was about.

So… no Queen Kong?
Alright, back to PornHub, then.

But when it came time for this conflict to come to a head in a real confrontation between or beloved chracters, it was written thusly:
- I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you.
- I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over!
- Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
- From my point of view, the Jedi are…

Serpentine!

I guess that, in 2017, nobody needs a professional Court Jester anymore.
Time to wash your face, wear some regular sized shoes and starting dealing with your problems like the rest of us.

The way I see it, he has become sharper with age. His whole act is supposed to sound like a guy who's just getting these bunch of thoughts out there, but as he admitted, he knows all the moves to perfectly stir up his crowd.
In previous specials it was always amazing to watch the way he starts his stand-ups so…

Wastelands. I still consider the drawing of Jake through the Monster House the single most immersive reading experience of my life. It's a masterclass of suspense.
I was at school while reading it, somewhat aware that the teacher was eyeing me hard, but I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck about whatever she was…

I was totally into it up until the reveal that the Wolves of Calla were robotic Dr. Doom cosplayers throwing weaponized Harry Potter's Golden Snitches.
It all just went down the silly hill from then on.

Sorry what?

Are you saying BOO or BOO-urns?

THEY'RE JUST WEARING CLOTHES!!

Well, in the film's defense, I always saw the underdevelopment of Summer's character as one of the points of the movie. Since the movie is told from Tom's perspective, we only know as much as he does about her. As was said, in every opportunity that he had to connect with her or be honest with her, he simply doesn't,…

I was kinda kidding, but if he did do it, he could rely on stunt coordinators and the entire Warner Bros. machine to make the action scenes look awesome so that he could just focus on directing his dream Batman Movie.
Besides, he has directed a bunch of those CW superhero shows and is (or was, I'm not sure) buddies…

Kevin Smith should dust off the old Resume!
By the goings of this Fiery Garbage Truck, he just might have an actual shot!

The part in which the traumatized exterminator is heard through a tape screaming in agony as he is tortured by a cutesy mouse kinda haunted me as a kid.
Don't really know why I kept asking my parents to rent it, though.
I guess that was my humble beggining as an appraiser of weird-ass movies.