The CIA could use more experts like you. Quick, to the agency!

Americans couldn’t differentiate Asian 12-year-olds from 20-year-olds anyway. *laughs*

I think the worst part is in fact this anime being “exactly” like the game, some things just don’t fit well on an anime, for example: text boxes

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

As an acrophobe (Victory Tower was not my friend at Ft. Jackson), this is exactly why I will -not- be investing in VR tech.

...I mean, I will eventually, but I won’t be purchasing software that requires me to save a cat sitting on a 2x4 suspended from the lip of a high-rise.

I have a cat, and I love that furry…

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

Back when I played closed beta I discovered a folder with 10gb worth of accidental screenshot videos.

People getting “butt” hurt over nothing, again...

Lego Batman is the hero we need, Batfleck is the hero we deserve.

I don’t really think ‘tit pic’ is a phenomenon in the way dick pics are, but we do write about video game breasts pretty often. You’d know this if you actually read Kotaku.com!

Well, I remember when the first episodes of Dragon Ball were broadcasted here in Germany in 1999, the Kamehameha was actually called “Schockwelle der alten Ahnen”, which translates to “shock wave of the old ancestors”. But they dropped that after the first 40 episodes.

World in Conflict was an amazing game. Not since Age of Mythology did I want an FPS campaign to go along with my strategy game.

Can we still riot if I bring back the beard?

Bring back the beard. Or we riot!

So instead of finding faults with their products and working toward making a better one, they’re going to cry foul over the lack of objective reviews. Seems about right.

There’s no way I made a mistake like that!