wait, are we to feel bad that a company that makes close to a billion dollars a year lost only 8 million dollars in a quarter??

“that Diablo III was too cartoony”

I think it’s great that she did this but the one big caveat now is making powerful enough projectors that they are able to be seen in typical daylight. I’m sure a shaded area wouldn’t be to bad but projectors that are visible in direct sunlight and daylight is a hard thing to solve. The lumens and tech just isn’t…

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Whoever is the series producer (or their boss) for Fallout clearly does not understand the users expectations of their product. This game has clearly been such a slapdash copy of Destiny 1, or the reskinning of a similar failure in an effort to salvage whatever sunk cost in adherence to that fallacy. The reputation…

They look like a bunch of jerks just waiting to screw up the next person. Lol

Texan. Can confirm.

The man is a fucking idiot. We’ve known that for years. Thus no need to be in a quandary. Hopefully more Americans have realized this and we’ll only have to endure embarrassing headlines for one more year.

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

I WATCHED THIS FUCKING TRAILER 20 TIMES ALREADY AND I KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY. I NEED A GODDAMN LIFE ALERT

I don't know what this means, but laughed anyway. 

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center

Every stripper I’ve ever seen genuinely wants to fuck me. It’s clear.

Yes sometimes when I pay for coffee they thank me profusely and even go so far as to call me “Sir”. So that totally means baristas, and all cashiers really, have the utmost respect and admiration for helping them out by buying stuff. You should see how kind wait staff is to me always checking up me and asking if I…

Being specifically mentioned on Trump’s enemies list should warrant some sort of honor come awards season.

Are there a lot of people who consider thin skin to be an admirable trait?

And why does it have to be people playing football? Why can’t it be dogs?

Wait... so you are wearing the dog while actively playing a battle royale match? People who shoot you in the back are actually shooting an adorable dog in the face? Why would anyone want this?

If you’re an adult you shouldn’t need to “justify” your purchases. Some people just have more disposable money than others.

No, you don’t need one. But most tire shops have a tire machine and use it to break the bead.