Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Momentum?

You’re arguing that Zaza is such a nimble and graceful athlete that while covering one of the best players in the world in the heat of a furiously fast game, he knew to slide his nondominant foot right to the exact spot Leonard’s own foot was headed and all while tracking the ball and never once looking down at…

Zaza went up to contest the shot, landed, and then looked to see the outcome of the shot. People are fucking reaching on “he meant to put his foot under kawhi” Get out of here with that

to me it is an obviously inflammatory take meant to get clicks. And if I’m being honest, Deadspin has been doing that more and more lately. It’s too bad.

This comment needs a do-over.

We have wildly different standards for “good”, I guess. The sketch was dull and tried to hard, but at least Pine’s impression was pretty spot on.

Is that not just a stock photo of Florida Man?

I’m glad Dr. Johnny Fever found a career after radio.

I urge all readers to check out the Times’s original report, not just because it’s good but because it’s accompanied by a magnificent photo of the trainer.

Pretty sure Luke or Jessica (especially Luke) could just plow down the hall, mowing down guys on their own. It’s the ‘ol Hulk and Hawkeye problem. “Hulk will smash giant space monsters!” “I have a putty arrow!”

Katherine Waterston:

Every time I come onto Deadspin I see this e-sports bullshit at the top of the website

We’re helping give nightmares here?

We will explore the gun that shot greedo, how did he get it, where was it made, who made it?!!

That reminds me. I really hope the Han Solo movie explores the origins of his boots. That’s something we need to know too, right?

Right? It feels like this was going to be a Venom prequel then Sony scrapped the universe idea.

after credits scene is j jonah jameson’s son coming home from the ISS....

But is it a backdoor Venom prequel?

Yup, guess there’s always that! Lol, but what’s the turtle standing on?!