I await with bated breath Bill Maher's inevitable call for all "moderate atheists" to stand up and condemn this vile act - and if they don't, we'll know that they stand with this vile terrorist.

I'm far more upset about this than I should, reasonably, be...I'm an Old so I'm not just losing his intelligence, but his god damn sexy as hell-ness, as well. Who am I going to dream of taking a bite outta now?! WHO???

It's not the millionaires who are warping the economy; it's the billionaires. However, we could make the top marginal tax rate begin at $10 million, and temporarily inconvenienced fucking morons making $50,000 would think it applies to them.

They emphasize this statistic because it is in contrast to the usual statistics regarding women and gun violence. Whereas 15% of total gun homicide victims in the U.S. were female, 51% of the victims of mass shootings were female. "In at least 63 of the cases (57%), the shooter killed a current or former spouse or…

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?

In five years or so, Perry and Swift are going to finally realize that they are actually in love with each other, get married, and live happily ever after. And they'll get matching restraining orders against Mayer as wedding presents to each other. Calling it now.

Honestly, Rihanna bossing around Leonardo DiCaprio and finding him subpar is basically every sex dream I have ever had.

Toupé

Please don't. People in the land of God, guns, grits, and gravy do not masturbate. Ever.

And we watched/let it happen.

Bill Murray's ridiculously aggressive romantic advances are cringe-worthy 30 years later.

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

Menagerie a tois.

What about alive guys we'd have sex with if they were dead?

"are you fucking high?"

I am so sorry. My apologies!!

Intruders pelted with cans by students: 0

What makes it worse for me that we also live in society that refuses to admit that this happens in the first place and that even produces "MRA"s who are somehow convinced that women are "having it all and more" while the truth stares us in the face so blatantly.

The death penalty is way more expensive than life in prison and you can call me a dope or a bleeding heart, I don't give a ish, the fact remains that the legal system is racist to its core, makes mistakes (count the number of people that have been exonerated) and more importantly, the number of innocent people that…

Definitely. This is awful, but the United States executed 35 people last year and 3 so far this year. Is state-sanctioned murder okay then if it's done behind closed doors with poison?