@Ivan Joidherpus: She looks asian.

@pirate_:

@Alex_Mexico: The Simpsons episode where Bart steals a video game:

Why doesn't he work for the people making Duke Nuken Forever?

@ARCH_27: They should make the Mac guy from the commercials their spokesperson.

He needs a dermatologist, those pores are huge!

@josh6135: Fat Princess, that is all.

@ARCH_27: Nothing is hip or trendy about a bald guy with a turltle neck.

Why not buy one of those Alienware netbooks for $1000?

@pirate_: I guess they never heard of Voodoo laptops.

Promises to be better at gaming than any laptop or smartphone?

@chaos_isnt_here: FFFFFFFFFFFF

Reminds me of Borderlands + TF2

@rinerdar: I hope it doesn't get any awards.

@Alex_Mexico: Are you serious it was nominated? fffffffffffff That makes 3 of us now.

Best Game Design:

@Arnheim: Did you have free housing in London? Or did they pay you? This is why I can't accept internships out of the country :(

Hey Kotaku, I can see her nipple. I'm traumatized.

@xLegionx: For me, right now, modchips are paying for my College education.

@Cake Tank!: Ever see Last House on the Left? mmmmmm