Alright, I’ll bet against the shooter.

I was there too, and it was a massive facilities management failure compounded by bad but hardly unpredictable luck with the weather. I didn’t realize they ran out of water though -- my group went through our first bottles by the end of the 1st quarter and sent someone to re-up then, which took her the better part of…

This is most definitely on the Rams. I’ve been to numerous USC games in the past decade with over 90,000 in attendance and not had nearly this many issues.

But this was also probably a perfect storm of problems, as the Coliseum is an aging facility with absolutely no sun cover on a day that was exceptionally hot. In…

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

“Out of respect for you, we’re going to do something you hate and asked us to stop repeatedly. You’re welcome!”

-No one. Ever.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

The best part of this anthem issue is how it’s revealed some of the weird ideas Americans have been sold by various interests about patriotism and national symbols.

A good start:

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

I regret that I have but one star to give. This is the absolute, god’s honest truth. The NFL does not give a shit about women. It does not give a shit about player health either. As far as they’re concerned, it doesn’t matter if a player kills his wife or if that player’s brain turns to soup from repeated…

I’ve got this problem. For the past two years I’ve made a half-assed promise to myself and my family that I was done with football. We cut cable, etc., and I managed to stay away until about week 10 each season before my primal stupid fucking instincts took over and I was trying to peak over the curtain to get a…

Thankfully I found this retrospective, and it has some great calls in here:

My thought was, “this is a smart man. He is choosing his words wisely."

Kevin Harlan is the man. i would love to see him take over for Al Michaels someday if someday is tomorrow

And yet the thing is, that wasn’t Kevin’s first rodeo dealing with unexpected intruders...

“I hope it was worth it my friend BECAUSE YOU GOT A NIGHT IN THE CLINK COMING UP”