Many of these problems can be solved by building your house out of bricks, and I got bricks to spare.

Ok, smartguy, if Kanye is an asshole, why would Kim Kardashian have married him, hmmm? Checkmate.

Guys, this is gonna sound crazy, but do you think maybe—just maybe—Kanye might be kind of an asshole?

Even though I am a second-string vegan (I only eat animals that don’t eat meat)

His ego is what gave him thoracic outlet syndrome, required him to get Tommy John surgery, and gave him a stress fracture in his scapula, I agree. What a egoman! 

I’m sure a big Bank or financial services company will sweep it up, dismantle it, and keep the brand for a shitty credit card rewards program that lets you buy movie tickets with your cash back

And they call sex workers “chazzwazzas.”

I somehow doubt your objectivity regarding the issue.

I’m ‘bout it. Anything that inspires a few more dumb fucking white-ass racist neckbeard pieces of shit to have chest-shredding heart attacks, I’m in favor of. And it’s on a Star Wars movie, to boot.

It’s still surprising; I went to a college within the city limits of a medium-sized city, and if there was an incident with a student even near campus (never mind on a street adjacent to it) the city cops would call campus police to come to the scene. It was almost always defused and resulted in school disciplinary…

THE AV CLUB

Absolutely right, and Space Pants isn’t even on Pumpkins’ level. Rudnitski blows his entrance at the beginning and the whole bit crashes and burns when Stefani shows up. I’ll never understand the love for Space Pants while Kevin Roberts goes largely ignored. I guess a bitch can’t get a donut.

I call it Butt Rock

I’m really disappointed by this. I always pictured that during combine nights, the scouts and coaches of teams retire to conference rooms where they all furiously masturbate as they try to one up each other coming up with “football speak” descriptions of the various prospects they watched or interviewed (e.g. “shows a…

Jon Daly is one of the most underappreciated figures in comedy.

Calling a would-be Al-Qaeda terrorist ‘Porkins’ is the last thing you want to be doing Cranston.

Agreed, this article completely missed the point. You wash mushrooms to get rid of the grit, not because of worries about its medium

So you start with the people who actually physically tested it, and then sum up with people citing the “facts” the first group disproved?

The mushrooms “soak up” water in minimal amounts, its mostly clinging to the surface. If this were a factor wild mushrooms would be a no go because they get rained on. And a lot of…

Sorry guys but I'm on Team Tuan. These people are military officers and they're sent here to carry out military missions. People actually DIE on this show all the time, who gives a s**t if some mopey Russian teenager cuts his wrists a little? Tuan came up with a good plan, it was well-executed, and it had the desired…

How about Paige and Henry tie her up and throw rocks and pebbles at her 'Lottery'-style while Philip stands over her singing the Star-Spangled Banner in a Reagan mask.